This is Runner Seventeen, AKA Steph Miller and you’re listening to Radio Abel!
I’m sure you’re wondering why your regular hosts have been replaced by the sound of my sweet tones on your airwaves. Well, I was recently involved in an altercation in which I was incredibly badass and amazing and brave but unfortunately I won’t be running for quite a while and, well… they had to keep me out of trouble somehow.
Jack’s watching me like a hawk - I’m not touching anything, Jack! - so I promise I won’t break anything. You’ll still get your Radio Abel even after I’m done playing!
Anyway, I get to pick the song, so here’s one for everyone still out on the road. It’s a dangerous world out there, so stay safe! Mwah! Steph out!
He’s passed along the message that he will be accepting gifts on his doorstep today between 9 a.m. and 3 p.m. … and that the more risqué ones should line up in an orderly fashion by his bedroom door. Um, alright?
From us here at Radio Abel, we wish you a good one, Simon!
Are there any runners out there who come across hats, mittens, scarfs and/or pairs of wooly socks in abundance? Like a certain runner with sports bras
Abel Township would really appreciate any donations you may have for us. In exchange, we’ve got plenty of clean underwear and tooth rags (in different colours) that might be of use for you, and I’ll even throw Eugene’s crutches in for free!
Scratch the part about Eugene’s crutches.
But seriously, let us know via ham radio. Your help would be much appreciated.